Bloop

The act of getting your knob slobbed while dropping the Cosbys' off at the pool!

Also known as a Blump or Blumpkin.

Brian always gets at least one Bloop a day from a hot bitch while he sits on the toilet

by Brian Bloopo-El July 22, 2008

bloop

This is Becky's word. She has yet to define it, but it is said that the definition shall come soon. This is for real people.

*In a high-pitched falseto voice* Bloop!

by Simonwimon February 3, 2005

blorphenmorge

-To be in love with a red head with big tits and a juicy butt that has attitude problems.

"bro I'm in such a blorphenmorge rn."

by Timmylanny February 17, 2022

Blorple

To ejaculate into a womans rear end whilst upside down and "sitting" criss-cross.

"Dude I gave her the nastiest blorple."

by TesticuloTheSexGod April 2, 2023

Blorptastic

Something so bizarre yet fantastic that it defies explanation.

"That blorptastic moment when the raccoon steals your sandwich and flips you off mid-scamper."

by peanutpatrol November 26, 2024

blorpindols

pronounciation: Bl-or-PIN-dolls assholes

omg these people are such blorpindols!

by a gay protogen March 12, 2025

Blorpo

Blorpo is when you are a big food consumer, while also being incredibly lazy. Blorpo's are essentially useless.

Oh my god, he is so blorpo. He only ate and slept all day!

by olieoxen March 21, 2025