bert

what happens when your playing a video game and your sister starts lagging the internet because shes watching porn

"stop pulling a Bert"

by hansolo314 October 13, 2011

Bert and Ernie

When something is tight

Example 1: "Man that party last night was so Bert and Ernie bro!"

Example 2: "Dude she was sooooooooo Bert and Ernie I'm gonna hit that one more time"

by SandmanIsABeast July 26, 2010

Q-bert

1. thats what she said

2. backwards inverse opposite of a 69

3. spoon

3.Eat yogurt with a Q-bert.

2.I Q-berted your mom last night.

1.Man A: DAMN THATS BIG.
Man B: Q-Bert!!!!

by tranape July 1, 2008

bertainly

Bertainly is another word for "blatantly" meaning obviously.

Girl: Yo' is buff, yah!
Boy: Bertainly.

by Steph August 24, 2004

Beerteen

The age all women/girls are once the voyeur/admirer has become intoxicated. If a women/girl is said to be beerteen years old by her admirer, it is then excusable for him to try and hit on her even if, were he sober, the age difference between the two would make such actions immoral.

Man I'm wasted! See Jennifer over there? Yeah, I don't care if she's only 16, at the moment she's beerteen to me.......I'm gonna go see if she wants some loving!

by Sam 22 August 27, 2007

beertologist

an expert drinker who knows weird facts about beer

guy 1: yo Christina got drunk and told me the freezing point of beer

guy 2: wow she must be a beertologist

by kybriefwarrior May 2, 2011

bertball

A new sport. The goal is to have 3 or more people around the center of the basketball court. The person named Albert must stay inside the circle until all the basketballs have been thrown at him. If Albert gets hit once he loses and the team wins and vice versa.

Hey, are you down to go play some Bertball?

by The realist 403 July 29, 2014