liquor wagon 

A moped or motor scooter driven by someone who has no other means of transportation because they lost their license for driving drunk and aren't allowed to drive any other motorized vehicle.

Extra sadness points are awarded if the scooter is observed being driven by someone over 40, used to transport alcoholic beverages, or parked in front of a bar or liquor store.

Why is Jimmy riding a scooter? He's 52 years old!
That's his liquor wagon. He got popped for DUI and lost his license for a year.

liquor wagon by doubleblock June 16, 2016

powder wagon 

The act of not wanting to use cocaine anymore!

I saw Nic at Nighttrips last night and he had that look on his face like he had fallen off the powder wagon and would be motor boating a stripper momentarily!

powder wagon by Joenokc May 14, 2016

tuck wagon 

When something doesn't make sense or isn't going right.

"What kinda tuck wagon shit is that."

tuck wagon by LotLizard121 April 22, 2018

Jerk Wagon

A person that has issues getting an erect penis after doing cocaine.

I can't have sex with Bam because he is a jerk wagon.

Jerk Wagon by Notlivng22 January 28, 2018

bitch wagon 

The bitchiest of people. Specifically people that ask for nudes/ send unsolicited nudes. Also a bitch on a wagon, is that a female dog or a bitch of a person? You decide

That guy is a total bitch wagon. Can’t wait till he falls off the face of this flat earth

bitch wagon by Bitchwagon26 May 30, 2019

Gape wagon 

An Ambulance whose crew being bent over and dry fucked by dispatch.

We had to staff the gape wagon today while everyone else on shift did their best impression of what firefighters really do.

Gape wagon by Dispatchers ditch pig August 28, 2021

Oxford Wagon Rut 

A fecal brown streak left on the abdominal region after a titty fuck.

The titty fuck she gave me caught me off guard. I accidentally gave her an Oxford Wagon Rut, as I had previously failed to appropriately cleanup my beer shart.

Oxford Wagon Rut by Blumpkincandle January 15, 2023