suck gash

A term that refers to orally stimulating a female by simply sucking, as one would a lollipop, on her birth canal (aka vagina). One can use his/her own discretion whether or not they include the clitoris in the action or not. If the individual who is performing the gash sucking chooses to exclude the clitoris from the sucking it is recommended that said individual should manually stimulate it with their finger and/or a feather duster.

Father Johnson:"Hey I saw you at church last Sunday. Why where you in the confessional for so long?"
Tim: Oh, I was just sucking one of the nuns' gashes.
Father Johnson: Oh you were always one to suck gash!
Tim: See you at Easter!

by The Goochie Burrito June 7, 2016

suck-tacular

1. Something which sucks in a spectacular way. 2. Way overblown and ultra-cheesy ideas, often seen in marketing and advertising concepts.

The ass monkeys in the marketing department just blew two million dollars on an ad campaign so suck-tacular that you really just have to see it to believe it. I promise you that you will shit in your pants!

by JohnK May 21, 2005

Sucks on ice

A phrase used to describe something thats sucks more than the average level of suckiness.

Person 1: Oh no! my sister replaced all the songs on my ipod with Hannah Montana and Taylor Swift.

Person 2: Ouch, that sucks on ice.

by funsized95 March 18, 2010

nipple-suck

The sucking of your partner's nipples.

I gave her the best nipple-suck of her life.

by Jilina April 22, 2006

Suck Fuck

(Also known as Blow Job)

The action of the man's genitalia being placed into the partner's mouth and sucked.

"Ah Jane gives such a good Suck Fuck."

by meeeeowwwwwmeowmeow August 30, 2009

sucking fumes

When your gas meter is flat on "Empty", but you're still moving, unsure when you're going to run outta gas.

You: Dude...we're out of gas.
Me: For real...we're sucking fumes here.

by a sarcastic kid January 6, 2009

Sucking a lemon

The look of disgust in a person that is reminiscent of the face pulled when eating something very tart, such as a lemon.

When my wife discovered that the paedophoilia charges that she had laid against me would not be pursued as the prosecutor had found them to be baseless she had a face like she was sucking a lemon.

by stropmag July 10, 2010