Dog second

One dog second is around 0.003 seconds. Yes I calculated it it took a lot of time and it was worth it.

P1: Hey how much is one dog second?
P2:one sec...(30 minutes later) 0.003 seconds is one dog second.

by Odgevwkrifnfjf March 22, 2021

cat second

One cat second is 0.25 of one human second.
Yes this is the same person who found dog second

P1:”Yo what is a cat second now?”
P2:”Seriously...fine...0.25 cat second is one human second”

by Odgevwkrifnfjf March 23, 2021

Second Shadow

Commonly your younger brother or sister who stands right behind you because they are shy around people they don't know or you have to mind them and they take mums words "Stick close to your older brother/sister" literally.

Friend:Oh my God did you see Game Of Thrones yesturday when they-

Me:Shhhhh... I have a Second shadow

by Shitionary May 16, 2016

jira second

A Jira second is defined as roughly 10 seconds longer than what you usually would expect.

A: "I did press Save, but nothing happens."
B: "Just wait for a Jira second to"

by _Caretaker_ October 5, 2020

Second baseman

A second baseman is a person is either baseball or softball that plays second base. They typically do not get much hit to them but when they do they are on their toes. Their specialties include covering first and second as well as covering the base in a run down which they always enjoy. Typically the most enthusiastic on the team and hyper about getting to play their position. Second basemen always rock a face mask when chosen. Most second basemens take possession over the base second and are very protective over their spot.

Person 1: “dude did you see how hyper she was covering second for that run down!!”

Person 2: “yep! She must be the second baseman.”

by allielovesunicorns January 4, 2019

One Second

Can mean anything from 10 minutes to a day. Never truly means 1- second, often used in place of or with “Two Seconds” an even bigger cap, a yankee with all brim. 1-2 seconds is the most flexible unit of measurement in the common language.

Mya: One second, I’ll call you back
Me: Word
-Transition Card-
French Narrator from Spongebob: “2 Hours Later”
Mya: Why didn’t you call me?
Me: You said you were gonna call me 😭

by YoungDenzel98 January 19, 2022

chad the second

the second in a line of assholes

chad the second is an asshole

by Penisbutt the second April 3, 2017