Taylor Swifting

The act of dragging one's ass across the floor of a strange location with their pants around their ankles. Sometimes accompanied with the yelling of "O Long Johnson," if anyone is actually seen doing this they must be a HARDCORE South Park fan.

"I would've been more impressed if he interrupted the debate by Taylor Swifting." - Rick Santorum

by 93<l<0 August 18, 2012

shittingQ

while you are taking a dump, you play with your dick and twist it around to a form of a Q. takes a lot of energy and stamina, but when you do it, its totally worth the effort

...and then take a picture and put it on myspace

"dude, last night i did a shittingQ"
"wow, how long did it take?"
"about 40 minutes, that q is a tough letter"
"shit man, you got some skillz"
"yea i know, it already got 15 pic comments on myspace"

by she's a mitch August 28, 2008

Skype shitting

Talking on Skype with someone while pooping

Mom: Who are you skyping with?
Girl: My boyfriend
Mom: Is he on the toilet?
Girl: It's called Skype shitting.

by IDon'tPickMyNose November 25, 2010

Power Shitting

The act of getting pumped up, typically with music, while taking a heavy ass shit

Dude I had the greatest power shitting session this morning

by Therealestog February 4, 2015

Shitting Silent

When taking a shit in a public restroom, your in a stall, letting loose. All of a sudden someone enters, and you do all your best to keep your shit sounds at a minimum. This also applies for first dates and family parties.

I had the runs and was taking a shit, when all of a sudden a bunch of guys walked into the bathroom. I spent the next 2 minutes shitting silent until they left.

by Qweezy December 14, 2009

Spade Shafting

An action performed by shoving the blade end of a shovel up a female vagina, then breaking off the back half of the shovel and sticking that up her butthole

My friend wanted to get back at his ex for dumping him so I tought him the painful art of spade shafting

by sumthinred October 8, 2011

Taylor Swifting

The art of laying on the floor in your room wallowing for a boy while listening to Taylor Swift.

Laura: Hey, did you do the homework?

Isabelle: No. I spent the whole day Taylor Swifting.

by Yo.Homie September 6, 2009