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sugar pudding

The substance created when a man and a woman's cum combine
Dude, me and that girl totally made a ton of sugar pudding in the kitchen, if you know what I mean.
by TigerToes February 2, 2015
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Rice pudding

When a dude creampies a chick and is forced to eat her out after.

Said another way: when a male cums in a chick and then eats the cum out of her pussy.
Dude! I’d do dirty, dirty things to to that broad. Rice pudding.
by @profaneanorexic May 10, 2019
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bag of pudding

1.defined by Simon, a word that means someone who does not lift weights and because of that does not have much muscle in thier arm.
2.But it can also be used as an insult for almost anything
'u should start lifting because ur arm feels like a bag of pudding.'

'how did u fail that easy test, u bag of pudding'
by ant.P May 3, 2006
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Christmas Pudding

Feces found in adult diapers of an old person after digesting a fruitcake, which may still have the red and green candied cherries in it, resulting in a colorful festive "pudding".
Missy had to change Mr. Jone's Depends after he soiled himself, only to discover it full of "Christmas Pudding". She saved it as a gag pinata for her blind Mexican friend.
by Eman1187 December 26, 2008
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Hastings Pudding

A fake pudding invented to make the English appear ignorant about the shit house local recipes. When mentioned they commonly reject it's existence then agree it does just to sound less stupid.

It is also a term for when a gay man falls asleep with jizz on his face and it dries so he can chip it off and eat it when he is hungry.
Q: "Hey John, is that Hastings Pudding on your face?"
A: "Fook me I have been looking for that cunt on google for ages, fookin takes good!!"
by mindcandy August 3, 2012
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chinese pudding

The diarrhea that happens after you eat chinese food.
Timmy ate chinese for dinner, and it gave him chinese pudding for desert.
by chinkchongchang December 13, 2014
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morning pudding

I wake up and eat that morning pudding
by defdictd May 13, 2015
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