plank

To hide something

Linzi: Does your mum plank the chocolate?
Rachel: Yeah, so I can't find it and eat it :(
Katie: Plank!?
Rachel: To plank = To hide
Linzi: Duh!

by Ktwatt March 17, 2009

Planking

To lie across an object with arms by your side in an attempt to look like a straight piece of wood

i.e a plank
you must also take a photo of it!

Steve: Hey did you see that photo on facebook of John lying on the top of a ladder?

Joe: What like planking?

Steve: Yeah. It was awesome

by madeleine.rose June 8, 2011

Planking

The art of posing for stunt photos by lying flat on their stomach in different and sometimes dangerous settings

check out my latest planking photos on facebook!

by Darvo June 8, 2011

Plam

A small lemon like fruit with a light peach coloring. Typically eaten in China. Sometimes used to make jams such as plam jam. A plam by itself is quite bitter. With other things it is used to even out sweet dishes.

"Pick me up some plam jam at the store honey"

by I am correct. June 23, 2014

plamph

Onomatopoeic term for a freshly-laid turd.

Watch you don't tread in that steaming plamph.

by L G Mann July 5, 2006

Plank

a 270 pound hulking machine that attends Bull Shit High School, the biggest kid in his class, plays on the football team, eats a lot, and prtoects females everywhere

new size on size chart: S, M, L, XL, XXL, Plank

"Yo, here comes Plank."
"OH SHIT!! HES GONNA EAT US!!!"
"Run away!!"

by Tank April 11, 2005

Walk the Plank

What I had my boss Rich do 2 years ago.

Richey; Please, no don't make me walk the plank.

Saints; Yes, you have to it's time to pay the penalty.

"still whimpering"

Saints; stop your whimpering, and start walking now.

Saints got mad and threw him off the plank into Lake Michigan.

Saints says to herself "homey sure do know how to swim."

by Saints January 17, 2004