24 definitions by Tank

Plank

a 270 pound hulking machine that attends Bull Shit High School, the biggest kid in his class, plays on the football team, eats a lot, and prtoects females everywhere

new size on size chart: S, M, L, XL, XXL, Plank

"Yo, here comes Plank."
"OH SHIT!! HES GONNA EAT US!!!"
"Run away!!"

by Tank April 12, 2005

fartmachine

Swings from webs in New York City (see spiderman)

Fartmachine, Fartmachine does whatever a spider can!

by Tank December 14, 2004

pretzel hate fuck

Angry sex with a slut, where the male pins her legs in the air, either her knees to her tits or her feet to her ears (forming a pretzel). Than conintues ravage her pussy in an angry fashion (hate)

Sisco: Tank Slow down
Tank: this is slow

Tank pins Cuddles knees to her chest and speeds up.

next day
TANK: I hate fuck that slut
Sisco: she looked like a pretzel
Tank: I "pretzel hate fuck" her

by Tank January 31, 2007

blasted

so high you dont kno were you are or what your doing.

i got so blasted last night i dont know what i did

by Tank February 28, 2005

Act the jap

To do something very annoying, stupid, etc. See also Sar

Dude, quit acting the jap, it was YOUR goddam fault the bong spilled.

by Tank October 10, 2003

fignuts

Captain Hazel "Hank" Murphy rules.

Listen here Fignuts.

by Tank November 15, 2003

meatholed

To be fucked over by life in general.

I got so meatholed when I forgot to turn in my term paper.

by Tank December 14, 2004