Tank's definitions

j-o-o

Eric Cartman's Spelling of jew

Cartman: Goddamnit, maybe we cant get to heaven cause he is here with us!
Stan: What?
Cartman: Cause one of us is a j-o-o, joo
Kyle: Shut the fuck up cartman!

by Tank February 19, 2003

fartmachine

Swings from webs in New York City (see spiderman)

Fartmachine, Fartmachine does whatever a spider can!

by tank December 13, 2004

racketeer

Someone who Bribes, or a loan shark

Don't exploit inmates, don't be a racketeer

by Tank January 6, 2005

roll dex

To get wasted. Usually used in reference to marijuana.

Hey, it's 4:20, bust out the bong and let's roll dex!

by Tank May 23, 2004

blasted

so high you dont kno were you are or what your doing.

i got so blasted last night i dont know what i did

by tank May 13, 2005

meatholed

To be fucked over by life in general.

I got so meatholed when I forgot to turn in my term paper.

by tank December 13, 2004

krumbding

to hit a person in the head after clapping your fist into your other hand whilst saying in a strange voice "krumbding".

to be used when someone is being homosexual

by tank February 16, 2004