Tank's definitions

pureicey

Banned.

We voted to ban pureicey, its too bad orby didnt get the hack.

by Tank February 19, 2003

krumbding

to hit a person in the head after clapping your fist into your other hand whilst saying in a strange voice "krumbding".

to be used when someone is being homosexual

by tank February 16, 2004

Plank

a 270 pound hulking machine that attends Bull Shit High School, the biggest kid in his class, plays on the football team, eats a lot, and prtoects females everywhere

new size on size chart: S, M, L, XL, XXL, Plank

"Yo, here comes Plank."
"OH SHIT!! HES GONNA EAT US!!!"
"Run away!!"

by Tank April 11, 2005

dutch

Grant. A person who is dutch and will be attending an ice cream social.

Grant is dutch. 100% dutch!

by Tank February 28, 2005

fartmachine

Swings from webs in New York City (see spiderman)

Fartmachine, Fartmachine does whatever a spider can!

by tank December 13, 2004

Kelly's Law

Junk will accumulate in the space available.

Coined my Mike Kelly

Oh man, i bought the new house with more storage space but you'd never, Kelly's Law kicked in, I have no space and junk everywhere.

by Tank June 26, 2009

roll dex

To get wasted. Usually used in reference to marijuana.

Hey, it's 4:20, bust out the bong and let's roll dex!

by Tank May 23, 2004