fartmachine

Swings from webs in New York City (see spiderman)

Fartmachine, Fartmachine does whatever a spider can!

by tank December 14, 2004

Kink

To take a nap on the couch, chair or any place comfortable but not a bed

I was havin a Kink when the phone rang.

by Tank April 09, 2007

Act the jap

To do something very annoying, stupid, etc. See also Sar

Dude, quit acting the jap, it was YOUR goddam fault the bong spilled.

by Tank October 10, 2003

fignuts

Captain Hazel "Hank" Murphy rules.

Listen here Fignuts.

by Tank November 15, 2003

pureicey

Banned.

We voted to ban pureicey, its too bad orby didnt get the hack.

by Tank February 20, 2003

Plank

a 270 pound hulking machine that attends Bull Shit High School, the biggest kid in his class, plays on the football team, eats a lot, and prtoects females everywhere

new size on size chart: S, M, L, XL, XXL, Plank

"Yo, here comes Plank."
"OH SHIT!! HES GONNA EAT US!!!"
"Run away!!"

by Tank April 12, 2005

pretzel hate fuck

Angry sex with a slut, where the male pins her legs in the air, either her knees to her tits or her feet to her ears (forming a pretzel). Than conintues ravage her pussy in an angry fashion (hate)

Sisco: Tank Slow down
Tank: this is slow

Tank pins Cuddles knees to her chest and speeds up.

next day
TANK: I hate fuck that slut
Sisco: she looked like a pretzel
Tank: I "pretzel hate fuck" her

by Tank January 31, 2007