n. a dick that can't, under any circumstances, get or remain hard. An absolutely disappointing way to end the night.
Because Dean's loose noodle was such an inconvenience to every girl he encountered, he became a social outcast.
by krissy922 October 13, 2009
Skinny white girl with no definition. Usually on hard drugs, steals your vape and prescription drugs in the house.
by Shitslappss December 25, 2019
by Maxaroniandchease November 15, 2018
When you have to defecate in the shower so you put your butthole against the drain and poop through it like a playdoh extruder.
by IpNyurButt December 20, 2020
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by Anti.Social.Club6 June 21, 2019
when you are having anal intercoarse and afterward you go to take a piss and a brown noodle comes out of your penis
by danny defeeto March 03, 2019