loose noodle

n. a dick that can't, under any circumstances, get or remain hard. An absolutely disappointing way to end the night.

Because Dean's loose noodle was such an inconvenience to every girl he encountered, he became a social outcast.

by krissy922 October 14, 2009

ballsack noodle

a hidden menu item you can order from any restaurant or retail shop

pronounced (BULLSZACK-KNEWDULL)

hello waitress you have a phat ass, maybe i please have the infamous ballsack noodle?

by dr.noodle November 22, 2021

salty noodle

When someone who is tall scrawny and a wimp is the angriest thing ever losing in a video game .

Omg darren you are such a salty noodle

by Datstankdank March 12, 2017

danger noodle

snake

oh fuck watch out it's a danger noodle

by Bread_man69420 December 7, 2021

Shower noodles

When you have to defecate in the shower so you put your butthole against the drain and poop through it like a playdoh extruder.

In the middle of my shower I really needed to poop so I just made shower noodles.

by IpNyurButt December 19, 2020

Scdoosh noodles

Scdoosh noodles is a made up word that Sam Golbach calls is fandom, He recently started doing it in his sit down videos. Overall i think Scdoosh noodles is a great word for Sam Golbach's fans.

Friend 1: Hey do you know Sam Golbach?
Friend 2: Yeah! Im in his fandom were also known as Scdoosh noodles.

by -cloe._.bear- October 30, 2020

Noodles and ramen

Something you eat when you have nothing else to eat and your mum wont make you anything

Kid: hey mom, can I have a hamburger?
Mom: im tired go make some Noodles and ramen.
Kid: ok

by aswdfzxcbhgtyyn go baaaaaaaaaa February 13, 2021