John Morris

A guy with the looks of a God, who can make your loins burn like a fiery Zeus. But the personality and brain of a football.

Also, a subcategory of "goof"

yeah, he's a real John Morris.

by ShawwShaww June 19, 2011

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rigor mortis

What happens to your fingers when you "finger" someone for too long

Bruh, I fingered that girl so long that when she finished my fingers where all rigor mortis and shit

by D-WALLoftheclique October 22, 2010

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Morris Chestnut

During a good tityfuck with your ass facing her mouth, as you blow your load on her chest you rip a wet, juicy fart in her open mouth.

I was wit this ho last night banging her tits when I blew a morris chestnut

by Scott June 3, 2004

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Movista

An expert in the field of cinematographic pop-culture. A fashionista, but for movies.

Larry: "Let's go to Tim's house and watch movies all weekend."
Tim: "Yeah, that movista's got everything!"

by VaseDecade April 9, 2009

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Trigger Mortis

A certain lockjaw of the thumb, resulting from playing too aggressively during button mashing video games. Most often associated with heated matches of Mario Party.

Dude, I so could have won that minigame had I not caught the trigger mortis!

by thiscouldcureit October 22, 2011

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