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Chaps My Leathers

1) A phrase used when something disappoints you and or annoys you to the point of almost swearing.

2) When referring to something obscene, disgusting or just plain wrong; comes from but-less chaps
1) "You wanna know what really chaps my leathers, this dang rush hour traffic!"

OR
Friend: Hey dude I think that teacher failed you on purpose!
Me: Ya man he really chaps my leathers!

2) Friend: Dude I think your moms hot!
Me: Uhh! That Chaps my leathers!
by Everything Will Be Deefine February 27, 2011
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leatherskin

A woman approximately in her 40s whom loves def leppard, has a smoker's voice and very thickly tanned skin (or hide) developed from years of ultraviolet abuse. They can typically be found in had stations located within southeastern beach communities.
"Oh no, here comes a leatherskin! Don't let her touch you, you'll get hepatitis."
by laika_the_dog March 2, 2015
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Leatherpuss

Noun: An older woman who has become sexually frustrated and can no loner attract men. This leads her to hate men in general. The first stage in Leatherpuss evolution, followed by Lesbian Leatherpuss, and Desertpuss
Etymology: Named for the leathery exterior of their vagina. Singular and plural form: Leatherpuss
Ex 1: The embittered woman became a Leatherpuss, blaming everything that went wrong in her life on men.
Ex 2: Most of my coworkers were Leatherpuss, old crones who hated the world.
Ex 3: A bone dry, crusty vagina probably belongs to a Leatherpuss.

Ex 4: The feminist rally had some legitimate members, but some were Leatherpuss who just hated men
by The Leathery May 22, 2013
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leatherback turtle

When the girl is lying on her front and the man 'blows his load' all over her then dives on her and swims like a turtle in his own jizz.
"Me and Linda did the leatherback turtle last night, took my forever to get the cum off my chest hair."
by The biologists' sex drive March 2, 2014
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Leatherbarrow

A cow taxi, the very best and most convenient way for cows to travel, by wheelbarrow. Do not try this at home, human contact is not advisable.
I’m made of leather and travel in a barrow, it’s a Leatherbarrow!
by lewiiiiii November 16, 2018
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Leatherface Chainsaw

This occurs when you have inserted the anal beads in your girlfriend's asshole. Tell her to go face down ass up. Then you stomp on her head and swiftly pull the beads out like a rip chord. The sound made by your girl will sound like Leatherace's pig squeal.
My girl wanted me to surprise her tonight...so I gave her a Leatherface Chainsaw...doubt were doing anal for a while.
by big_boss_1127 January 28, 2020
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Leather128

An rhythm game modded commonly known for developing “Leather Engine.” “Leather Engine” is a modification of the rhythm game Friday Night Funkin
“Hello Leather128, Stop talking about Leather Engine
by Alexg1247 May 30, 2022
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