Why The fuck my Peepee hard

A great way to start a conversation with your dad

"Hey dad, why the fuck my Peepee Hard?"
"You're my daughter"
"I have questions my body's changing"
"This is normal"

by Mr Yelah September 16, 2017

harbanje

A harbanje is the first dump of the morning after a heavy night's drinking. Don't pretend that you don't know how satisfying that first crap of the day is. Your body, after hours of heavy-duty punishment, bad dancing and disturbed sleep, is making its first attempt to kick out all the shit (quite literally) that you've filled it with. Once it's plopped out, you feel at least 3000% better, at last ready to face the world outside with a respectable (yet not excessive) amount of fresh-faced enthusiasm.

Please note that, while harbanje can be used in many of the contexts associated with its everyday cousin, the shit, it is not quite as versatile: it is merely a noun and cannot be used as a verb or an adjective. There is much possibility for incorrect usage.

"I'm off to take a harbanje"
"That was one satisfying harbanje"
"I've never been so happy after a harbanje in all my drunken life"

by Craig Elder November 25, 2005

well hard

A term used in the United Kingdom that means tough.

Nigel is a well hard lad who grew up in the rough parts of Sheffield.

by RedBeard53 January 23, 2013

Ben Hardy as Roger Taylor

Ben Hardy is pretty attractive and cute and hot and just wow, but Ben Hardy as Roger Taylor just really has, this whole other specific energy and Im sure as hell that its not legal.

Ben Hardy as Roger Taylor cancelled not nut November. fuck.

by benhardysbitch December 4, 2018

packers out for harambe

A term used by trans guys. Dicks out for harambe, but not quite. A packer is a fake dick that trans guys use.

Dave: Packers out for harambe!
Sally: Please stop.

by CumKardashian May 1, 2017

trying too hard

This occurs when someone attempts to prove how they possess a perceived desirable quality by over-exerting themselves which results in the quality appearing unnatural and contrived. Generally, the response to this action is negative and has the opposite effect.

Guy 1 - John thinks he is so tough because he grunts when he lifts weights.
Guy 2 - Ya, his Napoleon Complex is showing, he is totally trying too hard.

Girl 1 - Andrea is trying too hard. She thinks she is so hot when she pops her cleavage and shows her ass.
Girl 2 - Whatever, that skank doesn't realize we can see her cottage cheese thighs in that mini-skirt.

by ncojay September 17, 2013

Prince Harry

A Man of High Profile, who comes from Extreme Wealth, as a Prince. But, one who’s insufferably idiotic, and of low moral standards and very extreme outburst of anger, especially with media and cameras. 2. One who will screw the sleaziest women, to which he follows like a puppy dog, marries and has his balls ripped off by his wife, after 18 months of Marriage. 3. One who is reduced to that of a Spineless Wimp, even his Own Family, contemplates disowning him, and agrees (by meeting) to keep him on, only part time, out of pity. 4. Is Class confused, doesn’t know the value of £1million and is greedy beyond imagination. 5. Drops the mic, then drops his own Grandmother the Queen, for nasty 40 year old Twat.

Don’t you have your own opinions? Don’t go all Prince Harry on me now!

So broke and desperate I may need to go all Prince Harry.

If you bring a Prince Harry home, you better have 2 jobs to pay to live!

Are you for real? Or are you going Prince Harry on me?

by Karma is Rich January 15, 2020