rock hard love handles

no such thing but tha's my excuse when my cell phone falls off of my belt.

Damn, my rock hard love handles knocked my phone off my belt.

by DutchSchultz February 22, 2010

Hadley

A person named Hadley is usually very independent. She has a tendency to make friends with everyone and is very beautiful though everyone but her notices it. When you first meet a Hadley you might think shes quiet, but she's anything but! She has very strong opinions and not afraid to express them. She is very loyal and could make a great friend. Possible Careers for include Politician, Lawyer etc.

She is such a Hadley!

by LianaQueen December 8, 2018

squirrel handed

To have a squirrel for a hand

Some people are squirrel handed. Gregor is a weird name.

by The Bob!!! September 20, 2003

having your ass handed to you

Getting completely, utterly and totally beaten, defeated and crushed at a game, challenge or debate. Often computer based. Can be extended through the phrase "... on a plate"

When playing Halo 3, there was nothing more embarrassing for Duncan than having his ass handed to him by his girlfriend

"Matt, having your ass handed to you a couple of times can teach you a little humility"

by Ribz December 10, 2007

Two Handed Titties

Breasts that are cup size D or larger which would require the partner of the owner to use two hands when handling them individually.

"Dude, I fucked UP! I cheated on Sarah and she wont return my calls!."

"Who?"

"Sarah. She had two handed titties."

"Damn. You Suck."

by Walter Phillips November 19, 2011

Left handed stranger

Masturbating with your left hand if you're right handed

I was bored with normal masurbation, so I gave the left handed stranger a shot.

by I am not here May 14, 2013

Left handed Redhead

The perfection of human kind, but since this left handed person is also a ginger, they are also perfection of the alien race. This person is within the 1% of the world's population making them the minority. Gingers are known to be exotic as well as having a higher sex drive, so what does this mean if that ginger is left handed? It is hard to discover, but once found, it is easy to say it was breath taking to the point they give you your breath back. There are rarely any definitions for this left handed redhead because no words can truly describe the experience they give you.

That left handed redhead blew my mind.

by A left handed redhead December 2, 2011