flickergooning

Flickergooning is the act of beating your meat in a way of where you exert a punching force; like a punching bag to your meat for sexual pleasure.

Person 1: I can goon for 8 hours straight
Person 2: I can flickergoon for 7 seconds
Person 1: no fucking way that’s impossible
Person 2: the act of flickergooning is not for weaklings like you

by EruditeSpawn May 22, 2024

flickergoon

gooning so fast it’s invisible to the naked eye (kinda like how krillin felt when he was watching goku and frieza fight)

After gooning and retaining my edge streak for days on end . . . Spawning from multiple impromptu binding vows . . . I have achieved a new form perfect for flickergooning !

by superdupergooper May 22, 2024

flickergooning

The act of excessive masturbation with the television remote stuffed in your rectum

“Bill and I will be flickergooning together on Sunday afternoon”

by AdolfGooner May 22, 2024

flickergoon

Flickergooning is the act of gooning, but instead of being over the course of a long period of time, you masterbate as hard, violent, and fast as possible to achieve the satisfaction of gooning in a shorter time period. These shortened version of the activity are often done in shorter sessions, and can often be back to back. Possibly even allowing for a flickergoon gooning session.

"Bro you get your goon session in last night?"
"Nah dude, didn't have the time, had to flickergoon between projects I was working on."

by gaping horror May 23, 2024

flickergooning

edging for 5+ days, so that when you do actually cum your eyes flicker

I just spent 8 days gooning just for a 7 second flickergooning session.

by abuggy May 24, 2024

Flickergooning

Flickergooning is the act of gooning while rapidly flicking the tip of your penis, in a manner that combines the chakras of one's soul and distributes it solely to the penis. Ascending one's mind into the astral plane.

However, this is a dangerous technique as one's mind can be broken and never be returned to it's original state.

Bolt: "i can flickergoon freedom style while in the flow state with adrenaline aztec breathing for 8 hours straight"
Jack: "What the fuck"
Bolt: " Bro! flickergooning is rad bro!"

by BoltSwitchGooner69420 May 26, 2024

flickergoon

when you goon as fast as humanly possible before your internal organs shut down completely

“yo bro did you see tyler’s new flickergoon record? 7 whole seconds!”

by grooblinka May 26, 2024