rat-faced

Being so drunk, that your face appears to have rat like features

Miles: buds im so fukin drunk I can barely see

Sean: Thats beacause your fuckin rat-faced buds

by Cedrictheenteratiner February 1, 2009

Schmidt-faced

Similar to the famous term "shit-faced," this term refers to the state before you're fully intoxicated, but further down the line than "tipsy." When in the "Schmidt-faced" state, one tends to laugh a lot, dance, and embarass oneself.

-Duuuude, last night I was partying with Nicole and Kevin and we got totally SCHMIDT-FACED. It was epic. I just hope in doesn't end up on Facebook!!

by prittyxschmidtyy August 25, 2009

ur facked

Properly pronounced you're fucked, used to describe someone that did something the slightest bit innapropriate or "facked"

Me: penis
Brady: ur facked

by Will kallinteris November 30, 2013

fuck faced weasel

What my father calls anything he doesn't like either that or he flips it/them off.

You are such a fucker faced weasel

by Kittykat6996 July 30, 2005

Cunt Faced Larry

One who is a pussy and will not act in a manly way.

Person #1- I couldnt believe John wouldnt FUCK that girl.

Person #2- Yeah I know what a Cunt Faced Larry.

by NKBrutus June 20, 2007

open faced roast beef

Oversized, over-used, stretched out vagina lips, hanging from the crotch area, resting on the inner thigh, as if to be an open faced roast beef sandwich.

When your at a party, you meet a chick, you stick your hands down her pants, and there's more meat in your hands than in hers. That's open faced roast beef.

by BT Cruiser November 17, 2007

two-faced

a girl that simply does not know how to grow up and be straight towards people at all.

two-faced is when some stranger talking shit about you behind yo back.

by littlemommasangel November 28, 2010