Pee-Wee Defense

The Peewee Defense is the defense employed during an argument by somebody who is bad at debate (or is trying to argue a really stupid point), generally when all other forms of defense have been exhausted or they otherwise run out of options. It consists of one individual attempting to turn the debate against the opponent by accusing them of the exact same statements being used by the opponent.

"Only an idiot would rely on the Pee-Wee Defense to win an argument."
"I know you are, but what am I?"

by Kipu October 23, 2013

Defaz

1. A dirty slap to the ear that makes you go deaf for a bit.

2. Dem defaz

1. Me give a 1 2 dem defaz to nicholaz.

2. dem defaz

by defazzer October 8, 2009

definition depression

The feeling you get when your Urban Dictionary definition doesn't get published. This is caused by a bunch of faggots called editors who refuse to publish.

Person 1: Hey.
Person 2: I'm sad.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: I've got the definition depression.
Person 1: Oh. I hate those damn editors, too.

by AFuckingMotherFucker January 2, 2012

define

What Urban Dictionary doesn't do.

Jim: Don't worry I looked up on Urban Dictionary
Joe: Urban Dictionary doesn't define anything

by iudfogusoiuh December 6, 2016

The Most Popular Definitions

You searched the most popular definitions on google wishing to find the list, but, you just got sent here because well... the internet probably hates you lol.

Person: types the most popular definitions
Same person: ooh thats it
The exact same person: WHAT THE FUCKING HELL I GOT SENT HERE WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

by munsworldddddddd July 10, 2021

Name definitions

The saddest and most pathetic things on the internet

Bob is the nicest person ever *INSERT OTHER BULLSHIT USUALLY IN NAME DEFINITIONS HERE*

by jjr51802 February 5, 2014

National Defense Authorization Act

Reason the "land of the free" A.K.A., the U.S.A, will lose all meaning and could very be the REAL apocalypse in 2012. Simply put, learning the Bill of Rights in school was a waste.

In a 93-7 vote, declares the entire USA to be a "battleground" upon which U.S. military forces can operate with impunity, overriding Posse Comitatus and granting the military the unchecked power to arrest, detain, interrogate and even assassinate U.S. citizens with impunity.

CANADIAN PERSON: What's this National Defense Authorization Act I've been hearing about, ay? Something about rights?

AMERICAN PERSON: I used to stand up for my rights.....but then I took an arrow in the knee.

by FreedomRider December 16, 2011