Coronavirus Syndrome

the sudden urge to travel the world or to a popular country after feeling sick.

I heard that John had Coronavirus Syndrome.
Yeah, he had the sudden urge to go to France after he had the Flu.

by RedZombie March 12, 2020

Coronadeathwish

The desire to end one’s own life by contracting the Coronavirus.

Having been suicidal for some time, he felt the allure of Coronavirus, thinking that acting on his Coronadeathwish could effectively pull him out of his miserable life and nobody would be the wiser.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 4, 2020

Coronashyster

An unscrupulous person who opportunistically uses people’s fear over Coronavirus to deceive and defraud.

Don’t buy anything from that Coronashyster!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 4, 2020

Coronagut

That chronic painful burning sensation in the pit of your stomach reminding you that COVID-19 is our new normal.

You’re not sick, it’s just Coronagut!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 5, 2020

Coronaonanist

A term applied lightheartedly to someone who, due to the social limitations of COVID-19, engages in a healthy level of regular sexual self-gratification.

Yup, she’s a joyous Coronaonanist - and she has no problem owning it!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 15, 2020

Corn Farming

Anal sex.

Things got pretty stale during this covid lockdown so she finally gave in and let me do a little corn farming. She’s not walking well.

I need to shower after corn farming.

He was corn farming me last night and really rearranged my lower intestine.

by Dick Onchin April 16, 2020

Coronamercial

Any one of the endless stream of commercials put out by companies during the coronavirus pandemic – to show that they are still relevant and how they are going above and beyond to take care of their customers and employees. Typically featuring reluctant CEOs who don’t feel comfortable on camera, these spots can be for anything from fast food restaurants, car companies, hemorrhoid cream makers, beer distributors, etc. We get it – you’re still there, and you don’t want us to forget about you while we’re cowering in our homes in fear.

All I’ve watched on TV over the last month are 20-year-old football games, Brady Bunch reruns and coronamercials.

by MattersOfManners April 17, 2020