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Thomas the Train 

Nerdy little half-Asian boy with a questionable sexual orientation. Often wears "tighty whites" in public and rides an orange bike. Is obsessed with his new iPhone gadget and is always hyped-up on caffeine.
"Last night in Buz's room, Thomas the Train was being way too twitchy. It must have been the caffeine again."
Thomas the Train by critterrrrr November 23, 2009

the trump 

Another term for herpes "hairpiece" since Donald Trump is often ridiculed for his hairpiece -HMB
I wanted to bang that hot chick so bad but I heard Jake gave her the Trump and I don't want to catch it.
the trump by Mobileheath March 7, 2016

THE Tesha  

1.Somebody or something that makes all others seem über civilized
(See asshole)

2.One of the greatest people you will ever meet in your lifetime.
THE Tesha ex:

Kerri: yo I swear that cripple got one more time to eyeball me before I kick his legs from under him.

Jennifer: wowww, you been hangin around THE Tesha

Kerri: fo sho
THE Tesha by Lady COOP January 11, 2009

Under the thumbs 

When a girl is riding you cowgirl and you put your hands behind your back as if tied up, whilst both of your thumbs are up your own ass as she is riding... grinding your thumbs into your G-Spot.
John: Shirley had me under the thumbs last night
Mike: Nice! How awesome is it when they come once and think they’re in control... meanwhile you’ve milked your prostate seven times.
John: Two thumbs up ey!?
Under the thumbs by Shoogy June 11, 2018

stay in the truck 

In a situation when one party becomes confused or agitated or said party trying to rectify said situation only causes annoyance to the other party, in short “I have it under control, stop trying your meddling is making life more difficult than it need be.”
Person 1: what’s going on, who’s picking her up from school, where are my keys, when do we have to be there, did you call a babysitter!?!?!?

Person 2: BIT** STAY IN THE TRUCK YOUR MAKING ME CRAZY

the trap 

A place that keeps you unnoticeably detained all night.
i.e. a strip club, and or some Ho's house
Man i did not get home until 4am last night. I got caught in the trap.
the trap by CP of jax September 28, 2006