Definitions by Mobileheath

rusty oyster

When a woman is on the rag, and drags her bleeding snatch across your face while you sleep.

I was sleeping peacefully when out of nowhere Lindsay gave me the ole' Rusty Oyster

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Another term for herpes "hairpiece" since Donald Trump is often ridiculed for his hairpiece -HMB

I wanted to bang that hot chick so bad but I heard Jake gave her the Trump and I don't want to catch it.

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