Mobileheath's definitions

rusty oyster

When a woman is on the rag, and drags her bleeding snatch across your face while you sleep.

I was sleeping peacefully when out of nowhere Lindsay gave me the ole' Rusty Oyster

by Mobileheath January 26, 2021

the trump

Another term for herpes "hairpiece" since Donald Trump is often ridiculed for his hairpiece -HMB

I wanted to bang that hot chick so bad but I heard Jake gave her the Trump and I don't want to catch it.

by Mobileheath March 7, 2016