dick sandwich

When one take his dick and places it between 2 slices of bread.

Hey bitch, you hungry?....how bout' a dick sandwich?

dick sandwich by lil' puppet June 7, 2007

dick bunny 

A gay male looking to jump on every cock in sight, often while pretending to be sensitive and extremely picky and selective.

* MqsTout is a dick bunny!

dick bunny by Feng July 22, 2003

Dick in the booty 

1. A thoroughly contemptible,
detestable person.
2. A person who is mean, disagreeable or annoying (also known as a BASTARD) in any way, shape or form.

Why are you suck a DICK IN THE BOOTY? Nobody done anything to you.

Dick in the booty by Anonymous September 23, 2003

dick queef 

To fart out of ones shlong.

John quit it you fucking dick queef.

dick queef by Dznny Da Persian September 14, 2005

dick fish 

A drawing of a fish swimming underwater with an erect penis. Often seen swimming with a shark or a man looking for buried treasure.

Fred: Yo Tim that is a sweet drawing of dick fish.
Tim: yea dick fish is so gangsta, see how he scares the shark away with his mighty dong?

Fred: Yea dick fish is the man.
Both: HURRAY DICK FISH

dick fish by TimHdaman August 27, 2009

Dick face 

1:Writing and/or drawing on the face of a person who is passed out drunk
2: Being so drunk that you throw up on yourself and wake up with a stain of vomit on your face

"Yo, Look, Bill is asleep, lets give him a dick face"
"Damn he was so drunk he ended up givin himself a dickface"

Dick face by alkapone November 3, 2009

dick coke

a common occurence among sorority girls, a line of powdered cocaine is snorted off of (preferably) a frat guys dick. this is usually done as a part of pledgeship. Most of the time this is done after drinking "so much fucking vodka".

Carlie did a ton of dick coke off of bradleys big fat cock.

To relieve the stress of failing her economics exam, stephanie did a huge line of dick coke and thought she was having a heart attack.

dick coke by dasstickderusin November 15, 2010