Handcest

Incest but with only hands

Cousin Stacy and I had a good ole handcest session last week, after grandmas funeral

by Ein funnytoast December 17, 2019

Hand Chim

A word to define something random placed over ones hand, usually an envelope but can be any random object that's not meant to go on your hand.

Riley: "Look I made a hand chim! "

Whilst waving an envelope placed over his hand.

by CooniestGoog February 3, 2020

hand insanitizer

The suggestion that you need to wash your hands, and wash them again, specifically with a product that no longer exists, until you become insane with anxiety.

She had scrubbed and scoured her fingers and palms until they were raw, her bottles had all been emptied, and she was on the edge of crazy, needing to find more hand insanitizer.

by Monkey's Dad March 21, 2020

Hand Job

When you take your hand and put it with the other and pray to God

”Have you given Jusus a Hand Job today, honey?”
”Mom, what the fuck”

by SuperSonnek November 27, 2020

handancing

It’s the type of dance people do by standing in one position but using their hands obsessively to the music.

John tries to own the dance floor but all he’s doing is handancing.

by StotheG December 11, 2020

hand sani

That thing you have to use because of COVID and absolutely not the way you say it.

Please god tell me you didn’t just call it “hand sani” Robert - Jess

by nstlr007 February 13, 2021

Hand caught in the pasta

Used when you have fucked up by being distracted (eating pasta while busy)

Ah fuck I got my Hand caught in the pasta, sorry guys.

by Milkbone gaming July 3, 2021