nstlr007's definitions

hand sani

That thing you have to use because of COVID and absolutely not the way you say it.

Please god tell me you didn’t just call it “hand sani” Robert - Jess

by nstlr007 February 13, 2021

pepperoni pizza blanket

Pepperoni Pizza flavored condom that you hope stretches.

Dawg, I gave her a gigantic slice of pepperoni pizza blanket last night.

by nstlr007 December 7, 2019

wicked beaver

When you dip your dick in hot sauce and then stick it into a girls vagina.

Hey Johnnie, what happened to the Franks red hot sauce? I gave Tiffany a Wicked Beaver last night!

by nstlr007 March 10, 2018

nebraska goodbye

You’re out with friends, you gotta leave. You have some good kool aid and corn at home. So you say “you have to go to the bathroom”. Then you leave.

Kelsey is out with her friends. She’s gotta make that kool aid and corn. So she does a Nebraska goodbye.

by nstlr007 October 25, 2019