Jumping Trumpet

Where your kid or little brother/sister jumps on you to wake you up in the morning and you release gas.

"My son woke me and Frank up with a jumping trumpet...Ew those beans hit Frank hard last night"

by Rj the god January 16, 2008

slutty trumpet

The act of which one person scrapes the crusty feces around the ring of the rectum off of their sexual partner. Their partner than ejactualtes all over the crusty snack and the two thirsty sex deprived lovers slurp it down.

"Yo Jimbo, If you was down to fuck with Ms Jamie, would you spit or swallow that slutty trumpet?"

"Bro i'd eat that shit up like it were a sloppy joe homie. Let me get in on that slutty trumpet!"

"I heard that Sara and Dashawn have been hooking up"
"No way man, did he hit that shit home?"
"Yeah I Even heard he slutted her trumpet"
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by corey the savage May 17, 2016

trumpet beetle

A species of beetle known for their ninja powers.

Man that kid came at me like a trumpet beetle.

by Kathyk October 28, 2014

Angry Trumpet

While getting head, the man blows diarrhea all over the bed/other party.

I was straddling her chest while she was blowing me, so those burritos made for a great Angry Trumpet.

by neosteauxbai June 29, 2009

Upside down trumpet

To fellate while fondling the scrotum

That woman knows how to play the upside down trumpet

by Love_handle May 25, 2015

Spunky bum trumpet

To fart bubbles of semen after an act of anal love-making.

My boyfriend blasted me with such a huge load last night I’m still playing the spunky bum trumpet.

by Harry Sausage January 14, 2005

bronze trumpet

Intercorse between to very very gay cock fags. When the male pulls out of the other mans ass,and the other man gives the other man a blow job!

So when im done doing you in the ass you want to give me a bronze trumpet

by banana warrior March 29, 2009