Too-Can-Chu

Means the number "69" in the Chinese language.

Scott: How do you say 69 in Chinese?

Alyssa: Too-Can-Chu

by runforestrun December 24, 2009

Too Deep for Facebook

A phrase that is used when commenting on a facebook status that is simply too deep/depressing/personal to be put into a public status. This phrase is often abbreviated as TDFF.

Status:

"Meet me by the sea again
Past the point the shoreline bends
Where the sand is soft and warm
And hangs upon your golden arm

And time won't move at all
And time won't move at all..."

Comment: "Dude...too deep for facebook"

by Gutzsy May 12, 2011

dick too thick

When a man's penis is too thick to fit in the mouth of his sexual counterpart. Usually resulting in a teethy blowjob and giving up on all hope of sexual pleasure

Guy 1: Man I couldn't fit my dick in her mouth without being bit!

Guy 2: Damn man, dick too thick

Guy 1: I suppose so...

by Zizdog June 23, 2018

too much swag

literal Pauly-D

Pauly has too much swag

by 1ust April 25, 2022

too good to be true

When something amazing out of the blue happens and you are happy but then you get suddenly suspicious.

Girl 1: "oh my gosh today i won 1,000,000 dollars then met the president all in one day" !
Girl 2: "Wow, that is awesome..." -_-
Girl1: "It is too good to be true"

by YoursTruelyNiki May 13, 2012

Too chill

When your parents don't want to be mean and say they don't like your man so they say he's "too chill"

"I don't like Gage, he's too chill."

by Gageisgreat November 17, 2015

I'm too sexy

a number one hit from early 1992 by the British techno-dance trio Right Said Fred. It's like the 1987 hit "Love Removal Machine" by the Cult. It's a catchy tune, and the lyrics are so unbelievably stupid, yet that stupidness factor is what makes the song so cool. The title phrase became a catch term. For instance: T-shirts came out that said "I'm too sexy for this shirt!"

1. I'm too sexy for this shirt
Too sexy for this shirt
So sexy it hurts!

2. I'm too sexy for the overrated movie "Titantic".

3. And I'm too sexy for this song.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 16, 2007