Snorfle

The destruction or devouring of something in a loud or ravenous manor.

Conjunction of snort/sniffle.

The dog snorfled the box.

He snorfled that burger.

She snorfled my downstairs.

by Wildrosejoy July 11, 2024

Snorfotron 3000

the gay man that snorfs little kids toes when they sleep

beware of the snorfotron 3000

by anonymous July 24, 2024

Snoredogging

The holistic practice of achieving a blissful meditative state by observing your dog as they sleep. The rhythmic breathing and gentle snores of a slumbering dog serve as a profound source of relaxation. Seasoned practitioners report an inability to respond effectively to nagging tasks allowing them to immerse fully in the now.

I can't make it to the boozer. I've beed a bit stressed at work. I'm gonna stay in with Barney and practice some 'Snoredogging'

by BARNEYBED August 28, 2024

Snore Party

in situations where you find yourself in a dull public setting or event...

Brian: Did you attend Lauren's Birthday at the Pacific Catch?
Alex: You mean that Snore Party? Yeah, I did. So many people there and the dead cod on my plate ended up being the life of the party...

by lorop September 20, 2023

Snorf

Sniffing forcefully to get all of the scent.

A guy who sniffs girls' Bicycle Seats

The closest thing to sex for Teen boys in 1958 was snorfing a girl's bicycle seat.

Joe snorfed Jenny's bike seat as soon as she left.

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by anonymous October 23, 2023

Sanford

To fumble or ramble through a joke or a funny story, eventually giving away the punch line prematurely in the process.

"What is the name of that actress…Reece… uh…Spoon or wait Fork? I mean Reece Witherfork. No its Witherspoon." "Man, he really Sanforded that one."

by What Didiwright November 3, 2023

Snorfle

When you're sniffly but don't quite have a snot stream. Also can be used as a verb to describe sucking snot out of a baby's nose.

Dude, the baby is super snorfly, can you go snorfle him so he can actually get some sleep?

by Fishpizza573 December 31, 2023