the classic smidge

a phrase describing the smallest amount of health one can have left in a typical video game health bar without being "dead". typically relevent in fighting games, such as street fighter or tekken

comes from the longer: "classic smidge of red health". this term originated from the popular mid 90s RTS command and conquer, where it was common to have a vehicle or infanty unit with only one pixel width of health left, essentially rendering it useless.

can be used as adjective or noun

gamer1: "dood i can't believe you beat me that round.. i had you down the the classic smidge"
gamer2: "yea, comeback of the century"

nerd1: "i had 3 minigunners with just a classic smidge of health left, so i used them as air strike fodder."
nerd2: "werd"

by threadoflength February 15, 2009

smudgy

When you get so drunk that you fall and smudge your makeup.

Last night I got so smudgy that I fell and smudged my mascara on the wall.

by Moexo March 4, 2016

sludgehammer

Occurs when the girl lays at the edge of the bed naked while the guy stands above her head (also naked) and quickly drops on her face causing her legs to shoot up paralell; the guy will then quickly grasp her legs pulling directly back causing him to be on bottom on a little thing they call 69.

I gave this girl the best sludgegammer last night, her lakes looked like rubber.

Greg, you shoulda seen me sludgeham this chick last night.

by Back-yard bandit January 13, 2005

smidge

small amount of something sweet, emotinally sweet

Katie gave Kristen a smidge when she asked if she wanted to go to Galveston.

by come'on April 25, 2010

Smidges

Awesome person who is amazing at anything. Also, has a nice nickname

Dude, nice shot, Smidges!

by pittpanthersfan October 18, 2010

Sludge Hammer

When a male smears his penis in shit and repeatedly cocksmacks his girlfriend, usually performed in a construction site porto-potty.

Yeah, we were working on the new municipal building and I gave my girlfriend the old Sludge Hammer during lunch break.

by DieMinze May 17, 2010

Skudge

someone who says one thing and thinks another; a hypocrite

TJ: Lets make fun of Alex for cheating
Nick: Im down
TJ: Alex ur such a cheater
Ben: Wut would the big T say?
Nick: You guys are jerks
Red: Nick ur a pretty boy skudge and nothing more
Kait: Meet me in the bathroom in 10 minutes

by red machine January 27, 2006