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the hokey pokey

a sexual act in which you perform oral on your partner while moving your legs in a circular motion while writing out "do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around" in your partners vagina, while grabbing her breasts and moving them up and down like cow utters. and (this is optional) your friend is gonna beat the shit out of his meat whilst singing the lyrics to "the hokey pokey"
jake "me and my girlfriend performed the hokey pokey last night"
kyle "thats cool, but did you ever try "the school bus"?
by Mr.DocterAids June 19, 2022
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The Burkina Fason Pokey Pokey

Where you poke open your testicles via toothpick and let the inner contents bleed out, and then pee back into the ballsack
It is rumored that Kyle Rittenhouse shot up some black guys. He did, however he killed them by making them do this new procedure called The Burkina Fason Pokey Pokey.
by MoldovanWormFan26 September 8, 2023
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plukey

hottest bitchs at the party. the ones that everyone wants to fuck...including the girls.
olivia g and kinsey b are hella plukey!
damn look at those plukey girls! they look like kinsey and olivia
by olivia and kinsey December 6, 2006
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Pokey

A penguin that lives in the Arctic Circle, often accompanied by his friends Headcheese and Mr. Nutty.
Headcheese: Pokey are you drunk on love?
Pokey: Yes. Also whiskey, but mostly love...and whiskey.
by Dark Chaos August 16, 2004
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pikey kiss

A pikey kiss is when you light your cigarette on someone else's whilst both holding the cigarettes in your mouths.
Me and George did a pikey kiss the other day.

Aww, my lighter just broke, mind doing a pikey kiss?
by mollymollymolly27 December 16, 2008
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Money Puker

As in the ATM Machine.
Dude I can so go to lunch with you, but I gotta hit the money puker first.
by JO Momma1226 April 7, 2009
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Cock Puke Mcspankies

A place you go where your hungry and high as fuck and you just want to fuck some nasty hookers with STDs.
Hey dude, I have to take a shit, and after I do that let's go to Cock Puke Mcspankies and get trashed and eat pizza. Bitch.
by Butthole farts June 24, 2011
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