The procedure of underthinking everything so royally that you end up having no clue of what is going on or the point of what they were trying to do.
Person 1: Dude, why did he mess up the choreography?
Person 2: I think he was using The Riley Method and underestimated the amount of work. I'm not sure he even knows where he is.
Person 2: I think he was using The Riley Method and underestimated the amount of work. I'm not sure he even knows where he is.
by CRman March 3, 2022
Get the The Riley Methodmug. Inserting a game console controller handle into the vagina or penis and using vibrations from a game to be pleasured. Sometimes putting one handle in the vagina and other in the asshole.
“Did you hear about the charge shotgun method? I use it everyday and put one in the pink and the other in the stink! I totally recommend it.”
by drphilshole August 27, 2025
Get the Charge Shotgun Methodmug. by Npensquared October 2, 2025
Get the The Penner Methodmug. The "boo chu" method is when during some illegal activity, when you get caught, you blame another person so that you will not ruin your parents' good name.
Professor: anyone heard about the "boo chu" method?
Student: yes. The "boo chu" method is when during some illegal activity, when you get caught, you blame another person so that you will not ruin your parents' good name.
Student: yes. The "boo chu" method is when during some illegal activity, when you get caught, you blame another person so that you will not ruin your parents' good name.
by Thebu choo July 3, 2020
Get the The "Boo Chu" methodmug. A euphemism for euthanasia.
by Xenochria September 13, 2022
Get the The Swiss Methodmug. by Boolfacefaty November 28, 2024
Get the Fluttertap methodmug. 1. The scientific way to get ketchup out of an old style Heinz bottle
2. The preferred way to jerk-off or give a handy to an old man. Using Newton’s Law of Viscosity the handjob giver influences the fluid flow at a speed proportional to the force applied to it.
Both involve the following two-handed process:
Shake vigorously enough so that the solid particles unsettle. Next, turn upside down and thrust with both hands downwards at high speeds. This should help move the sauce into the neck, which is particularly important if your client is old and empty. Lastly, turn upright and karate-chop gently at the nape... careful as the sauce is guaranteed to flow!
2. The preferred way to jerk-off or give a handy to an old man. Using Newton’s Law of Viscosity the handjob giver influences the fluid flow at a speed proportional to the force applied to it.
Both involve the following two-handed process:
Shake vigorously enough so that the solid particles unsettle. Next, turn upside down and thrust with both hands downwards at high speeds. This should help move the sauce into the neck, which is particularly important if your client is old and empty. Lastly, turn upright and karate-chop gently at the nape... careful as the sauce is guaranteed to flow!
Robert Kraft prefers handjobs and to no one's surprise, his Masseuse used the Heinz 57 Method, getting his sauce gushing out in seconds.
by b_ats February 22, 2019
Get the Heinz 57 Methodmug.