Crime against Humanities

1. A work of literature, art, philosophy, or other discipline that is covered in the study of Humanities that is detrimental to human society and culture.

2. The actual element of the aforementioned work that makes it detrimental to human society.

1. Dude, I just read Twilight, and it didn't just suck, it was a Crime against Humanities.

2. The way her irresponsible writing glorifies horrible relationships is definately a Crime against Humanities.

by Dacheez2008 January 14, 2009

sense of human

The sensibilities most humans in a society should display when in contact with other humans. A play on the phrase 'sense of humor'.

I wish Dave would show a sense of human and stop beating up anyone who flirts with his ex.

by A Whale's Fajita April 17, 2011

Disgrace of humanity youtubers

Ricegum,Jake Paul, Logan Paul, Ninja, GrEg PaUl

Oh look it’s Logan Paul one of the disgrace of humanity YouTubers

by Yeetlordus May 2, 2019

An Amazing Human Being 🙊🥀

You know you're hot, so stfu

You look like An Amazing Human Being 🙊🥀

by Yours Truly 😉 November 4, 2019

Cards against humanity

the game where you can make fun of the holocaust, and it's ok

cards against humanity is a fun game, just don't play if your jewish.

by billy baby 333 March 13, 2020

I'm only human

What to say when you complete the 100% all crime speedrun

Guy 1: I'm only human don't put yo blame on me

Guy 2: Bro you touched kids and tortured random hookers

by solargene April 21, 2023

human resources

The department within a business responsible for the progression of the company through people management. Usually hated by employees at lower levels due to managers passing on their dirty work i.e disciplinaries, firing and redundancies.

Manaer to employee:
Don't worry Jack, I'm the best manager in the world and I'll make sure you won't lose your job.

Manager to Human Resources Rep:
This Jack guy is a liabilaty. I need to get rid of him, will you dismiss him for me.

Jack to his friends:
My manager was great. He did everything he could to save my job but HR fired me. Fucking pricks!

by Bassboy June 14, 2006