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thirsty hamster

When you lay on top of your car, put your dick through the sunroof, and your girl pretends she’s a thirsty hamster.
My wife roled played the thirsty hamster in a parking lot
by Dirtdiver80 February 25, 2024
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Obese Hamster

by TheNonObeseKat May 22, 2009
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Hamster Cheeking

putting things inside the foreskin of an uncut penis, stretching the skin so that it looks reminiscent of a hamster stuffing its cheeks full of food.
My new boyfriend proposed to me while he was naked. I couldn't figure out where he hid the ring, but now I think he was hamster cheeking it.
by petsmaster2007 December 14, 2018
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hamster

A suggested renaming for a "wireless mouse," playing on the idea that it scurries around like a hamster, navigating through a digital landscape without a physical connection.
Ever since I got my new hamster, I can work from anywhere without worrying about tangled wires!
by Emotional Cruiser August 13, 2025
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thirsty hamster

The act of a man laying across a open sun roof while a woman acts like a thirsty hamster who hasn’t drank water is days
She asked me if I would let her be a thirsty hamster, I said yes of course but she refused to follow through. (Divorce happening soon)
by Queef jerky 69 February 21, 2024
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salty hamster

My gf is a salty hamster when we play xbox.
by Destroyerkid237 November 27, 2017
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Skinning the Hamster

Masturbation in a particularly frantic or malicious intent with no lubricant
I got caught skinning the hamster during my lunch break.
by Rapscallionslinger May 4, 2025
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