custard

When you dont know what to say

Person 1: I made love to a camel
Person 2: Custard

by oooooooh October 30, 2011

custom

the reason for owning a truck

had to give my bodydropped silverado a chop top for that radical custom look

by james August 12, 2004

custom

1. A well thought out, and designed project using the finest parts, and workmanship. 2. A cobbled together piece of junk using what trash you could get for nothing. Custom is in the eye or the stupidity of the beholder.

You can't polish a turd, but you can spray paint it gold, and call it custom.

by knowman March 27, 2012

Custy Bitches

A group of women who may be considered ugly and extremely unattractive. Many times they are involved with church as an after school activity.

Damn, why does Brian always want to hang out with those Custy Bitches.

by Paul Caron February 23, 2008

custy hoe

A girl who has recieved a facial from a male and forgotten to wash it off, thus turning crusty and hard.

"Damn hoe, that is custy!"
"Pass that custy hoe to the next guy in the room"

by Stinky_Fart_Machine May 26, 2006

custafer

Fucking your mother in the ass

i custafered your moms ass last night

by jermo April 23, 2004

custom dent

For those of you who drive a car with some sort of deformaty you understand what grief comes with it. My current car has a huge dent on the front passenger side. It still drives the same and its paid for. I live in a nice townhouse with a hot wife and two fun kids. So when someone says hey what happened to your car i just say the following.

"Listen stupid, it's a custom dent." I put that there for dumb asses like yourself who parks there lexus in front of your low income house to ask me stupid fucking questions like, "what happened to your car." That right, it's a custom dent.

by mexicanfoodstamp November 16, 2009