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Second Coming of Christ 

Look at the following Barrack Obama has. People gaze at him in awe. This must be the Second Coming of Christ.
The act of shoving corn cernels or cobs of corn up one's ass.
I was corning Marcel's asshole.
Corning by laxfreak102 May 19, 2007

didn't see that coming 

Hawkeye's old shield said this in "Age of Ultron."
Pietro: "Didn't see that coming."
Having a rapturous moment.
"Ah, God's prick and balls!" cried Curval, "I'm happier than He, for I'm coming."
coming by Kev Corwin February 25, 2008

coming back 

When a formerly homosexual (rather male) start dating and sleeping with a member of the opposite text, stopping meanwhile sleeping with any member of the same sex, without passing throught any religeous conversion/psycological camp.
A - Wasn't Gaylord gay?
B - Well, he was, but he started fucking Anna, and they're doing pretty well.
A - Did he go to some psycological camp?
B - Not at all. It happened like that.
A - Ah, i see, he did a coming back.
coming back by AlbaricoqueBCD December 4, 2013
skull fucking
croning by DJD December 21, 2003