scrotum chomper

One who chops on scrotums.

James Rosato is the worlds biggest scrtum chomper. Look what he did to Owen! Thats gotta hurt.

by drey December 17, 2004

double clamp

When a woman is breastfeeding a newborn and sucking a cock at the same time.

Man - "Hey baby, can I get some head"
Woman - "No, I have to feed the baby"
Man - "Ok, how about a double clamp"

by IJR_SER November 29, 2007

Clampion

GIANT SPIDER WITH SCORPION LIKE PINCHERS. VERY DANGEROUS. it has 8 hairy legs, 8 eyes and 2 very large very poisonous scorpion like pinchers. About the size of a king crab but larger. The hair on this beast is skin peircing and is also poisonous. it is poisonous to all senses. EXCEPT TASTE it is a known FACT that if you are lucky or CRAZY enough to get your tounge close enough to the body of this beast it is rumord to be the best drug known to man kind. Cousin to the tranchula and nephew of the scorpion. Known and bread to protect cows from milk stealers and hoarders. Living conditions consists of basements, barns, bushes, tall grass and the amazon. they usually travel alone but they are known to travel in gigantic clusters wich are almost impossible to fight off.

I was going to get milk form the cow but the clampions ran up on me and I had to run away

by mikkz December 18, 2010

chompf

1. the noise made by biting someone's tongue other than your own

2. a word used in reference to making out, specifically that which includes the use of tongues

where did you two disappear to? chompf? *wink*

by emmehrocketzoom March 11, 2009

Clemp

A word used for when you want to call someone a cunt, but there are other people who could get offended around.

John: Btw I ate your cupcakes
Me: Wow, you're such a clemp

by YOSquidy August 28, 2018

Chomplimentary

When you compliment someone when you really give them the chop.

I've been chomplimentary to this guy when really I'm gagging on the inside. Chomplimentary

by Xwoman487 April 11, 2020

tuna clamper

the clamping of the vagina due to too much licking of the vagina after it has gone through a menstrual bleed and ejaculation.

dude after we fucked she had a tuna clamper cause that beezy was duuuuuuuurty!

by ellomate1234567891 February 27, 2011