Definitions by Xwoman487

Worry warts 

A mentally transmitted disease that causes worrying and!!! warts

Worry wart

I got some worry warts on my anys today and now I can’t go poopy

Worry warts by Xwoman487 September 25, 2024

Straddlesphere 

When you want something so badly but you think you will look silly or stupid or whatever so you back down off that horse (smack)

Ex. I really wanted to tell Dave my feelings of lust but I had this strange fear of looking awkward

Straddlesphere

Therefore… I am now in the middle of being straddlesphered

I told Diana how badly my straddlesphere was going off from wanting Dave but I couldn’t bring myself to pursue him

Straddlesphere by Xwoman487 September 25, 2024

Broadcast 

When I need to pick up a chick I just go fishing, I broadcast. It's that easy.

I went broadcasting yesterday. What a catch, she be like a ten.

Broadcast by Xwoman487 April 11, 2020

Bear chick

What do bears and chicks have in common, well, they both like to "cave-in".

I barely peer pressured this chick and she just caved in.

That's a bear chick.

Bear chick by Xwoman487 April 11, 2020

Bouquet 

To bouquet someone is to boo them (thumbs down) when you really think they are cool (alright).

I love bouqueting people even tho they be cool as shit. It be fun.

Bouquet by Xwoman487 April 11, 2020

Sneezy 

Is someone that is easy

Look at that guy, he's so sneezy

Sneezy by Xwoman487 April 11, 2020

Chomplimentary 

When you compliment someone when you really give them the chop.

I've been chomplimentary to this guy when really I'm gagging on the inside. Chomplimentary

Chomplimentary by Xwoman487 April 11, 2020