Shredded baerf

What bitches become when they keep crossing the evocative lines that lie clearly infront of their blind 𝓸𝓳𝓸𝓼 𝓭𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓮𝓻𝓭𝓪; pancake faced Britzada.

"bitches tryna turn into shredded baerf over here!"

by Yumyumsaucy July 11, 2022

yard barge

A grossly overweight person slowly moving/gliding/walking across land.

Wow—She’s a real yard barge now, I’m glad I f*ed her back when she was skinny and looked good!

by 1wiseguy August 23, 2022

plie-bargain

Can refer to either:

(1) A penalty-reducing agreement whereby da offender agrees to learn/perform one or more ballet-moves in exchange for a lighter/suspended sentence, or
(2) An exercise-easement allowance in ballet class dat excuses a student from having to perform certain dance-positions dat he finds painful and/or excessively strenuous.

If you get hauled before da management wif regards to your gluttony at da buffet table, you might be able to strike a plie-bargain as an act of good faith in improving your dietary health.

by QuacksO December 5, 2022

Izzy barg

Lazy, slothful, beautiful

Izzy barg was to lazy to get up

by catchdrew January 21, 2023

cider barge

A “Cider Barge” is a Bristolian term for the large local woman you wake up with after a particularly hard drinking session.

Amongst mates at the pub: Harry: "Stan, that pub last night was great, but the cider gave me a stinking hangover..."

.. pause ... Stan: "Well, I got hit by a cider barge..." Harry: ".... You'll need this, then. Drink up."

by Monsieur_TMA1 April 16, 2023

Thieves' Bargain

1. A type of bad-faith agreement in which each party is openly exploiting the other while tacitly agreeing to a measure of exploitation themselves, with each party hoping to outmaneuver the other to come out on top.

2. Any exchange in which the party accepts an obvious and material negative in hopes that the eventual benefits to them will be even greater.

"Your Honor, this is outrageous! To even suggest that the prosecutor would make a thieves' bargain with the notorious Velma Kelly... then fabricate the very evidence that set her free!"

"The 'Thief's Bargain' spell reduces the cooldowns of Shadow Blades, Vanish, and Feint by 33%, but using one reduces your damage by 10% for 6 sec."

by DramaGuy23 April 18, 2023

onion barge

A selfish fat girl who no one likes because she’s nasty and greedy as fuck

Ew look over there it’s the onion barge

by anonymous May 17, 2023