turd dry dock 

after turning off the water supply to toilet and flushing all water out of toilet....do your business. thus, turd dry dock. useful for occasions where you want to piss somebody off or just gross them out.

joel- hey mike, did you go to your boss' christmas party?

mike- yeah, that bastard gave me a no-motion so i did a turd dry dock right before i left his house party!

joel- did you do the thing where you unroll the toilet paper without tearing it off and wipe your ass and then roll it back up for the next asshole?

mike- of course!

turd dry dock by dark korner January 13, 2010

turd tenderizer 

The active homosexual male.

Chrithtopher, you are thuch a turd tenderizer!

turd tenderizer by sbo March 17, 2011

turd pusher 

A small metal rod used to unclog a one-hitter, pinchy or bat. Named because of the way the brown resin comes out of the hole on the other end, resembling someone dropping a log.

Hand me the turd pusher, I can't even get a hit out of this fucker.

turd pusher by theballer_04 January 16, 2011

Turd Ferguson 

The identity which Burt reynolds switches to in Celebrity Jeapordy

"Turd Ferguson- its a funny name"

Turd Ferguson by Sherrif Constantine the third May 14, 2005

Turd Burglar

One who burgles turds for profit or pleasure.

"There goes Cory. That guy is such a turd burglar."
"He sure is, Gary. He sure is."

Turd Burglar by Theturdpolice August 3, 2016

turd burger 

A steaming turd placed between two slices of bread. Variations include; Turd burger with cheese, Turd BLT, and the turd muffin. Although, nobody has eaten one of these before, it's believed we all will by the year 2060.

"Who the hell ate my last turd burger?I'm hungry!" - Leon

turd burger by Jeremy December 8, 2004

turd twister

A device used to twist your faeces into different shapes as it comes out of the anus.

John used his turd twister to create turd spaghetti!

turd twister by haze January 17, 2004