a pandering, odious dairy product of a person. A person you can only stand 1 to 2 servings of a day. Often accompanied by a blasphemous fruit. He schmeres himself like the fibrous poop that he is amongst any starchy company that he finds himself with. Unloved especially by the lactose intolerant.
by douchebop January 13, 2013
Get the cheese turdmug. I was talking to my mom on the phone while taking a shit and she asked me what that sound was and I told her it was a Turd Echo
by MikeyFunster November 5, 2010
Get the Turd Echomug. a being who gyrates the fecal matter of another human being with their genatallia inserted in the anus
by BENJAMININO February 27, 2008
Get the turd sramblermug. little turds in the shape of a penny ,you want these ones to come out rite side up or else your bung holw will feel like its ripping peanuts out!
Christ look at all those PENNY TURDS floating in the shiter, come in here and look at these if they were pennys i would have a dollar.
by Tyler Barron January 28, 2005
Get the penny turdsmug. 1. (noun) a plumber.
2. (noun) industry slang for a lower-echelon upstart or novice plumber, often due to the nature of the majority of cheap, quick, service calls he/she commonly performs (id es, cabling out clogged pipes).
2. (noun) industry slang for a lower-echelon upstart or novice plumber, often due to the nature of the majority of cheap, quick, service calls he/she commonly performs (id es, cabling out clogged pipes).
Journeyman Plumber: Boss, that property management company called back. Another gummed up garbage disposal...
Master Plumber: We're starting a full stack replacement and all new copper supply lines today--and it has to be done by next Tuesday. Let 'em call the turd-chasers. We're busy with real plumbing.
Master Plumber: We're starting a full stack replacement and all new copper supply lines today--and it has to be done by next Tuesday. Let 'em call the turd-chasers. We're busy with real plumbing.
by Princess Peach-Punch December 25, 2011
Get the turd-chasermug. A shit so nasty that to gaze upon it would cause you to lose your mind.
To take a shit so monstrous and inhuman that a new way of thought is needed to comprehend it.
To take a shit so monstrous and inhuman that a new way of thought is needed to comprehend it.
Dont go in the bathroom man, I just took a Medusa turd. Your puny mind couldn't comprehend it.
Dude, I just took a shit so ubelieavable that I cant even look at it or figure it out. A true Medusa turd.
Dude, I just took a shit so ubelieavable that I cant even look at it or figure it out. A true Medusa turd.
by baron orlock April 27, 2011
Get the Medusa Turdmug. The small piles of mucky snow left behind, in parking spaces, when the snuck is loosed from a vehicle's wheel well.
by krevWon January 19, 2011
Get the Tire Turdsmug.