haze's definitions

hursty

A filthy, disgusting flash whore. Lies rotting in his own filth for days on end, and does not bathe or eat. Has an extremely irregular sleeping pattern.

Where's Mike? I've not seen him for days... he must be doing a Hursty :|

by haze December 28, 2003

turd twister

A device used to twist your faeces into different shapes as it comes out of the anus.

John used his turd twister to create turd spaghetti!

by haze January 17, 2004

loml

Acronym of "Love of My Life"

shes my loml i love her so much

by Haze March 9, 2005

shambler

The fucked up monster that scared the crap out of you in Quake 1.

Tum tee tum, I'll just walk down this corrido....ARGH WTF IT'S A SHAMBLER OH DEAR GOD *zzzzzzzzzzzap*

by haze January 14, 2004

gerpappy

A disgusting boil, welt, pimple, or herpe, pox, or zit on the human body.

That girl has gernast gerpappies all over her face

by Haze May 13, 2005

klaymen

A stupid little inhuman creature that featured on ratemypoo.com as the #1 log!!! It has known to have canalbalistic tendancies, eating shit and recycling his own waste.

... and klaymen stuck his hand in the toilet and ate his own....

by haze March 23, 2003

ziiing

ziiing.com. The extra i means extra ziing! Extra comedy! Extra attitude! TO THE MAX!1

Statcat: ROLF YOU'RE A DOG ROOFLES!!~~

Person: "ZIIING!"

by Haze March 23, 2004