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Sandwich painting

Before adding the actual tuna or egg to your sandwich, spreading mayo on a piece of bread using that stupid little pastry brush.
Sandwich painting isn't very useful if you want to eat healthy. Duh that's because mayo is too fat for us humans.
by Sexydimma June 1, 2023
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French Paint

Cum....
French paint is cum
"Paint me like one of your french girls!"
"Man I French painted that girl til she was albino."
by ChadhasCancer June 29, 2023
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Painting Drive By

As a train comes by use your canister of paint and spray it all over the train or be in a car and have your buddies drive as you hold a can of paint and spray on walls while moving.
Guy 1: "I'm ready to go to the train station to do a Painting Drive By"
Guy 2: "Me too"
by ravyn96 December 3, 2022
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Paint World

The land you teleport to when you take 15 key bumps of ketamine. Beware, it’s really not as nice as it sounds. But it’s also not as bad as it sounds.
“I’m a fucking painting
“No you’re not dude. You’re in paint world. It’ll wear off soon but it may feel like 3 years.”
by Treest Mode December 22, 2022
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paint the triangle

Deliberately aiming for and ejaculating on a women's pubic hair - covering as much as possible so that it appears as though the hair has been painted
My wife didn't tell me where to finish so I decided to paint the triangle - then she got mad because everything was stuck together when she woke up the next morning
by milpoolSK July 18, 2017
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Painting the Zebra

A metaphor for male masturbation. The motion of the fingers wrapped around the penis shaft simulates the theoretical "painting" of stripes on a zebra.
Did you see the latest issue of Maxim? I was totally painting the zebra to it.
by dirtyofthesouth September 1, 2018
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Paint thinner

fuck bleach, all my homies drink paint thinner
Average bleach fan: "Eyo bro you drink bleach?"
Paint thinner enjoyer: "Fuck bleach, all my homies drink paint thinner"
Average bleach fan: *big sad*
by Paintthinnerenjoyer52 August 29, 2022
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