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Painting the Zebra
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A metaphor for male masturbation. The motion of the fingers wrapped around the penis shaft simulates the
theoretical
"painting" of
stripes
on a
zebra
.
Did you see
the latest
issue of
Maxim
? I was totally
painting the zebra
to it.
by
dirtyofthesouth
September 02, 2018
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