SoFlo Squeeze

(n): A driving maneuver distinctive to Miami in which a car changes lanes by veering into an extremely tight space between two other cars at a dangerously high speed, usually without signaling. Can also be used as a verb. (Example: I've been squeezed!)

"I need to get around this guy."

"Just give him the SoFlo Squeeze."

by Frightened Miami driver November 28, 2009

Rag Squirrel

A man or woman that is very hairy- does not shave. A very dirty person, often looks like some unsanitary creature that hides in the forest. It is used as an insult.

Dude 1: Eww, is that a man or a woman ?

Dude 2: It's a woman..

Dude 1: ........But they have a beard and chest hair..

Dude 2: They're just a rag squirrel.

by kmackk March 26, 2011

cold squish

noun - euphemism for necrophilia.

Dungeon Master: "The adventuring party has arrived at a particularly decrepit cemetery; the earthy aroma of putrescence wafts fleetingly around you."

Orifice the Belligerent: *Starts digging*

Other Party Members: "Goodness, not the cold squish again. "

by Rev. Crunchy Black May 7, 2013

bread squeezer

A person who is so awful, that they go into a grocery store and squeeze the loaves of bread.

Gerry is such a jerk, I bet he's a bread squeezer.

by Dinkleburguuu February 10, 2015

Sub-Squad

A subsection of a squad. A mini group made from a whole.

"My sub-squad is Matt, Vic, and Josh, but we got more in our main group. This is just our little sublet"

by Beersllama August 30, 2015

Flight Squad

A group of multiple Wingmen working together in order to help one of their friends score with an attractive mate

Person 1: so how was the party last night?
Person 2: It was amazing, the bros and I were the ultimate Flight Squad for our friend Sam, we persuaded some girl to have sex with him in the bedroom

by MoistCaptain October 9, 2016

Dookie Squirts

When you accidentally shit your pants when you try to fart in someone's face, popularized by YouTuber DaddyOFive. Usually addressed in a retarded-sounding voice.

Jack: *farts on Logan*
Logan: Eww! What was that?
Jack: (in a retarded-sounding voice) I MADE DOOKIE SQUIRTS!

by Thor Ian Grayson March 1, 2017