social instancing

A phenomenon driven by COVID-19 and the direction for social distancing. Social instancing is the brief contact made due to the desire to be close to someone at least for an instant due to the lack of human contact from shelter in place.

Patrick: Where's Paige?

Cara: I think she is out for a walk. She has been cooped up inside for so long, I think she needed to get out for some social instancing to be close to a few folks she has not seen for the past 3 weeks.

Patrick: I sure hope she is not doing that and she is COVIDgilent on her walk such that she wins the COVID-19 chicken all day. She's also got to watch out for that rando pedo neighbor, as he is celebrating No Pants Month.

social instancing by coMANd'r March 30, 2020

social distancing chicken

When people walking toward each other on a sidewalk deliberately refuse to alter their paths in a game of chicken, usually resulting in one party stepping aside at the last minute to avoid violating social distancing boundaries.

When our eyes met from behind our masks, I knew we were about to play social distancing chicken.

social distancing chicken by jlfour April 15, 2020

Social pisstance 

Social pisstance is standing six feet away from a toilet and letting it rip in the name of public health.

WTF! Move in close to the pisser!!!

Fuck you, this is social pisstance! I love humanity and this is how I show I care, Mr. Covid dick!!!

Social pisstance by Covidblues April 18, 2020

social shit-staining 

A humorous alternative to Social Distancing. It conveys a negative connotation towards the term Social Distancing.

It's really frustrating to have to line up to enter a shop because of social shit-staining!

social shit-staining by PearcyM8 July 22, 2020

Social Timer 

An imaginary timer a person has for how long they can be out or hang out with friends/family/etc before they start to get tired.

Kris: Hey Julie what’s wrong, you look tired .

Julie: Yeah sorry my social timer ran out.

Social Timer by ScorpionTheeGreat January 17, 2021

Social Fistancing 

The action of punching someone in the face when they come within 6' / 2m of you during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Joe: That guy is getting close
Chris: Don't worry, I'll take care of him with a little social fistancing.
*POW!*

Social Fistancing by Radiohunter March 9, 2021

social reject 

social rejects are people that are not accepted by society. they're usually people that are huge activists for a certain subjects. ex, someone who's openly supporting and forcing people to support a certain political party over another. people telling others to kill themselves because they don't share the same opinions. they're usually people who either can't take a joke, or get overly pressed and mad, for no reason.

person 1: "yo did yo see that girl commenting for some person to kill themselves because they didn't share the same opinion?"
person 2: "yeah, dude! what a social reject!"

social reject by hatedfangirl1111 August 18, 2021