Definitions by jlfour

Mamazon 

Mamazon- A compound word that combines the words mammary and Amazon. An alternative name for the great digital teat upon which much of humanity suckles.

Me: Oh, look honey, more packages from Mamazon! I feel so nourished and cared for.

My wife: You really need to see a therapist.

Mamazon by jlfour December 27, 2021

social distancing chicken

When people walking toward each other on a sidewalk deliberately refuse to alter their paths in a game of chicken, usually resulting in one party stepping aside at the last minute to avoid violating social distancing boundaries.

When our eyes met from behind our masks, I knew we were about to play social distancing chicken.

social distancing chicken by jlfour April 15, 2020

conbeersation 

As is often the case in business, people will defer talking about difficult or less relevant topics by suggesting that the parties in question discuss said topics over a beer. These beer infused conversations are conbeersations.

I think the central point is that our business is failing to address our customer's needs. Let's agree to defer the other subjects to a conbeersation later this week.

conbeersation by jlfour March 13, 2017

Bro Chair 

A comfortable chair located in a department store or boutique, strategically positioned to allow tired bros to rest while wives or girlfriend shop.

Oh yes! Just when I thought I was going to collapse I found a sweet bro chair at Nordstroms.

Bro Chair by jlfour January 4, 2015