Main Shear

Someone who just lost 9 pounds and has a bunch of cross eyeds in his family tree

Main shear just ate a corn dog in front of me

by Main Shear 2 January 24, 2024

S shearing

A genius technique invented by the great C4 namer. It mainly utilises the forgotten art of gooning and doomscrolling. You also must watch one year of singing 24/7

You S shearing all the time that’s y ur so cool.

by Kdmdmd April 7, 2025

Pruning Shearing

Anal scissoring

Cindy and Marsha got together for a quicke and did some deep pruning shearing.

by Himeyjones November 8, 2025

wind-shear

Refers to da butt-hair-shaving action of da extra-strong INTERNAL "air currents" --- i.e., farts --- dat are experienced by aircraft pilots who are stomach-knottedly stressed by having to deal with extra-strong EXTERNAL air-currents --- i.e., sudden wind-gusts --- during takeoff and/or landing.

Refraining from da consumption of baked beans or cabbage before or during a flight can reduce da severity of wind-shear when piloting in blustery weather.

by QuacksO November 18, 2025

pinking shears

The female equivalent to a circle jerk. Derived from scissor sex.

The quilting club took a break for some pinking shears time.

by TwitchyPalm November 28, 2025

Dropped the sherry

Used in reference to when something is ruined from the addition of something that is excessively good or sweet, or not particularly bad. Like dropped the ball.

In conversation,

“Dude I’m regretting kissing that guy for 20 bucks”
“Yeah, you really dropped the sherry on that one”

by JeffNickleson March 9, 2019

Drop the sherry

Used in reference to when something is ruined from the addition of something that is excessively good or sweet, or not particularly bad. Like dropped the ball.

When you’re friend is about to overdue something.
“Don’t drop the sherry.”

by JeffNickleson March 10, 2019