slippery slappers

the most affectionate term of endearment one can use towards their friend. Top of the ranking of names you call your friends.

Most commonly used by students of Herzing College in Montreal, Canada.

You would kill (if Canadians could actually aim, or at least hold an arm) for slippery slappers

"I'm surrounded by all my best bros tonight: slappers, slippers, sluzza, slippery slappers" - Eden

by Slappery slippers August 31, 2010

Mystery shopper

Doing the lady from behind, pretending to fumble and fall out whilst your mate who was hiding in the wardrobe takes over. You run outside and tap on the window and when she looks up you wave.

My boyfriend surprised me last night with a mystery shopper. Lets just say he was so good my boyfriend has moved out and the shopper's moved in.

by Intrusion June 26, 2012

Last minute shopper

When a person decides to go shopping a few minutes before closing hour(often in a supermarket). Simply because nobody else is shopping at that time, or because they want to bother the staff with questions or something.

Example:
Worker: *cleaning up something, 2min to closing hour*
Customer: *entering with a trolley* Hello!
Worker: Hello! We are closing in 2 minutes, just fyi
Customer: I know, I will just get a few things
Worker: *thinking* Oh great! The last thing I need right now is another last minute shopper..

by tunezz January 19, 2015

pink slipper

When your giving it to your girl in the ass and her parents walk in and she tightens right up and pulls away. Results in q pink slipper around your dick.

"She pulled away and left her pink slipper hanging on my johnson."

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

slippery snake

When a guy unexpectedly surprises his bitch with a sneak attack slip of the dick into an extremely wet pussy.

Dude, Johnny pulled the slippery snake on Kate last night! She had no idea what hit her!

by Bonty Miracola March 22, 2010

shippers

Fanfics revolving around a certain relationship.

There's a lot of Ron/Hermione shippers out now.

by Bunny of Doom September 8, 2004

Slippery Dragon

The act of punching ones throat or lower abdomen at or shortly before ejaculation resulting in involuntary consumption of seminal fluid. First made popular in the late 80’s many credit Steven Segal’s signature throat chop as inspiration. Usually done out of frustration or simply to get back at women for past misdeeds(most would argue just being female is grounds alone for slippery dragon). For maximum effect its best to show no emotion after slippery dragon is administered..

After months of Tina refusing to swallow, John decided it was time to deploy the slippery dragon.

by Skooker April 3, 2011