Are you shitting me

If asked as a stand alone question, it means - are you out of your f-n mind?

If asked as a question at the end of a story or scenario, it means - how can anyone on earth stoop so low!?

Are you shitting me? I mean, is this for real? How can a human beings be so dumb?

by CaptainAmetrine December 11, 2019

shirting

to take your shirt and put it over someones face.

guy puts his shirt over friends face, "you got shirted!"
friend: "damn, shirting sucks azz"

by warezscene March 27, 2009

Shitting Bricks

Being in a tough situation, like going to a girls house that you really like and not knowing what to say...

I was so nervous when I was outside of Julia's house talking to her, man I was shitting bricks

by NotRobert July 10, 2009

swifting

Taking a dookie in an educational establishment, with or without pants, but usually without.

"Chance, quit swifting!"

by A friend of Mr. Swift February 27, 2010

Strategic Shitting

Verb

The act of deficating in a area within your apartment on pieces of newspaper so one or more of your roomates will unsuspectingly step into it, hopefully barefoot. The best strategic shits are those that go unnoticed.

After a superb strategic shitting play outside of Sam's bedroom, all Larry could do was sit back and wait.

by Uncle Larry October 15, 2006

shafting

Others insert the pill into the anus where it is absorbed. This process is known as “shafting.”

i saw someone shafting ecstasy in a club

by moniibb February 3, 2007

shitting dicks

an extremely bad situation.

I'm going to be shitting dicks at school tomorrow.

by i really have to take a showa December 6, 2010