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yomosexual

Sexuality type in which the person openly has sex with people who are not legit. Commonly hackers, cheaters, gimps, and terrorists.
Dude, my friend decided to fuck Saddam, that's her decision in life to be a yomosexual.
by Lameversion July 6, 2007
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Homosexual

Kid: "What does 'homosexual' mean?"

Dad: "ur mom lol"

Karen: "That's it, I'm taking the kids!"
by Asgardian Jedi June 19, 2019
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Phonosexual

noun- one who is obsessed with their cell phone and seems to always talk on it.
My daughter is such a phonosexual. Last night she talked to her boyfriend for 200 minutes. Thanks for hogging up the Family Share Plan bee-otch!
by Corn Flake October 5, 2006
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homosexual

Having excellent taste in drapieries and shoes. Ability to preform the illusion of floating while walking. Makes hommofobic men either get scared or get aroused, see ex. 1.
ex. 1) I hate hommosexuals because I hate myself for being a homosexual.
by Travis The Head November 11, 2006
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Homosexual erotica donkey

The term given to people(s) who have commited stupid
acts of lying or cheating agaisnt a mass group of men
Did you see that girl? What a homosexual erotica donkey!
by Mina Eskandar December 31, 2008
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domosexual

Someone unnaturally attracted to bald people.
George Costanza's girlfriend is a real domosexual
by involuntarymisogynist April 26, 2009
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Nomosexuality

Exactly the same as pomosexuality, but less pretentious sounding (i.e. No More Sexuality as apposed to Post Modern Sexuality).
"We've had Gay/Straight Alliances, but how about we just stop putting stupid superficial labels on people and be who we want to be? Say yes to nomosexuality and you say yes to no more bullshit labels from society."
by charmeleon_p3 September 24, 2013
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