plate face

A girl with a face of extreme plateage. The features are extremely flat and she constantly gives the wrong times for things.

Girl 1 - "Did you hear I was told the wrong time for today?"
Girl 2 - "Really? That sucks"

Girl 1 - "Aye that plate faced fuck screwed me over"

by Ricksen June 6, 2009

plateau

A place where rich kids roam. Everyone has new cars and expensive purses. The guys are a bunch of douchebags. Proud home of Safeway, Eastlake High and Saffron. Safeway is where it's at!

Those kids are sporting new coach bags. I wonder if they are from the plateau.

Because we live on the plateau we feel a need to hang around grocery stores all day.

by Lollipop1234 August 21, 2006

plate-in-lip boobs

Also known as "National Geographic Boobs", plate-in-lip boobs are large, droopy breasts often with a dark ariola (sometimes referred to as the "titty circle"). Plate-in-lip boobs can be brought on by quick and overzealous weight gain, pregnancy or old age. A woman with plate-in-lip boobs normally desires the look of a more lofty sweater kitten and can acheive this with either duct tape and Ace bandages or extensive plastic surgery.

At 7 and a half months pregnant, I've developed a severe case of plate-in-lip boobs and would look more appropriate with a stick in my nose and metal rings extending my neck than in Gap Maternity clothes.

by sophie's mama October 11, 2005

texas hot plate

step 1: wrap your face with saran wrap
step 2: have someone take a dump on it
step 3: enjoy the steamy sensation

That was an awesome texas hot plate

by jDog June 21, 2006

Platypus Den

A bunch of ganstas straight outta Orgrimmar. Better than Lyly's gang.

Shizaro's reppin PD in Burning Steppes!

by Skeleton April 24, 2005

Lawl Platypus

A weird, random, funny YouTube webshow. Little known, seeing as not many people YouTube the words "lawl" and "platypus" in the same search. Two girls who know they are being lame, but don't really give a shit.

Crazy Susan: Have you seen Lawl Platypus?

Stacy: Not yet.

Crazy Susan: Well, get on that! It's [e-mail].

by DEARGRAVITY, April 1, 2009

Platapussy

When you cut the vagina off like a fresh rib eye steak, and you serve it on a plate. It has 7 layers. P.S. this is not canabolism

I went to the steak house last night and I ordered the platapussy and they said it was a favorite so I got the meal and said I'm gonna eat this like a hungry moose that just took a steaming shit

by Plattapussy July 30, 2017