tiger petter

Someone stupid enough to try to pet the tigers at the zoo.

Coined by The Daily Show's John Oliver in the latter days of the 2008 U.S. presidential campaign, to define a certain percentage of the electorate too stupid to have decided on a candidate yet.

That jackass who jumped into the polar bear pool in the Berlin Zoo was lucky to get out alive! That tiger petter should have been ripped to shreds.

by urbpan April 11, 2009

Oyster Platter

When the number of Females outweigh the number of Males at any given event. Opposite to Sausage Fest.

Dude we really need to go to yoga more its a completely untapped Oyster Platter

by AustinSmallbone March 6, 2009

harry potter puppet pals

A puppet show based off of the Harry Potter books by JK Rowling.

Puppet Ron Weasley: I'm hungry, Harry!
Puppet Harry Potter: What's new, fatty!?

From Harry Potter Puppet Pals "Snape's Diary"

by A stranger from Slytherin May 17, 2014

Lincoln Potter

he has a pretty nice bod but one flat ass. once you get to know him you can't resist his massive man titties. you'll be wanting him to slap your ass

your name is lincoln potter you must be thick af

by uptownfunkslut June 7, 2020

Harry Potter series

A bunch of extremely hot people🥵🥵🥵🥵specifically Draco, Harry, Cedric, Tom, ginny

Me: OMG THE HARRY POTTER SERIES CHARACTERS

ARE SOOOOO HOTTTT
Friend: IKR THEY CAN ✨r a i l✨ Me

by Simp for the Marauders November 13, 2020

james potter

A dilf. Like imagine him if he didn’t die he would be the dilf of all dilfs.

James potter is a dilf.

by James potter is a dilf. July 26, 2021

Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want

The words of a man with his priorities straight

Baby we did it! You're gonna be a father!
Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want?

by fateshurly January 30, 2021