its when you die and your dead and your body parts come off

The sentence most unique and interesting said by the most famous character in all fiction, Spongebob, in the video called "The Bikini Bottom Flood". This tragic statement is said by Spongebob after being asked by Patrick about "What a Die is?"

Patrick: What's a Die?
Spongebob: Its when you die and your dead and your body parts come off
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by The SexiestDudeYouKnow February 22, 2019

beat off wife

When you masturbate repeatedly to pictures of the same woman, whether on Facebook or elsewhere, you have a beat off wife.

Greg: You see the new Demi Lovato pics?
Maurice: Yeah man, you gonna make her your beat off wife?

by asscracky49 December 20, 2010

fuck off

1. An offensive term to tell someone to go away

"Excuse me sir, do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savi-"

"Fuck off."

by John Anonymous Doe December 10, 2016

kick off

To begin or start, usually associated with an event of some description.

"What time does the party kick off, Mr Ben?"

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

throwing me off

When someone is irritating you or you quite don't understand what their motives are

Her dress is throwing me off
Your attitude is throwing me off bruh

by Big Dog D March 19, 2017

tear the roof off

dominate, take control of a situation.

I tore the roof off the sucka!

by Royale with Cheeze May 3, 2003

tripping my balls off

Under the extreme influence of a psychedelic substance. The user is most likely seeing open-eye hallucinations(OEV) and possibly having a spiritual moment. Complete loss of connection with reality.

Dude, those shrooms i just ate............wait, what? Oh dude, did you feel that? I'm sending you energy waves by closing my eyelids at you. Dude, it's shaking the whole room. I f*cking hate that lemon, it wants to fight me. I'm so tripping my balls off. F*CK YOU LEMON!!!!!!!

by Richard the righteous and his lemon September 6, 2006